Strike Factory

I managed to save a neighbours life on Saturday night, I was watching TV in the lounge, when I thought I could hear someone groaning, and faintly asking for help. It was just after midnight and everyone where I live were just about fast asleep. I went to disturb Eamonn Rea, who was enjoying his dreams about naked blonde Swedish women messing about with Harps. We explored around the outside of the building and found one of our elder neighbours on the floor drunk (he rarely gets drunk), apparently he had been to his sons housewarming party just down the road. We both managed to get him out the cold and into the warmth of the indoors.

It was lucky I was up after midnight, if I had gone to bed a bit earlier I would not have heard his crys, and he would have frozen to death.

Meanwhile it is the easter holidays for me, and I will be in attendance of the REMF game on Friday cheering on my fellow Brighton supporters.

I have been busy with homework, so there is little to report, but I was reading this amazing story last week that left me speechless.

From The Sun
Transsexual Thomas, 34, shocked the world when a picture was released showing his bearded face and growing belly.

The Hawaiian ex-lesbian kept his female reproductive organs and is nearly six months pregnant.

In clips from the show, which will be aired tomorrow, Thomas says: "I'm a person and I have the right to have my own biological child."

The amazing revelations have been questioned by sceptics, but the Chicago-based talk show said Oprah had interviewed Thomas, his wife Nancy, their doctor and pals of the pair.

According to the clips from the show, Nancy tells how a hysterectomy left her unable to conceive.

Thomas said: "If Nancy could get pregnant, I wouldn't be doing this."

When he switched gender, Thomas had his breasts removed and began taking testosterone in a bid to grow facial hair.
But after keeping his female reproductive organs, Thomas fell pregnant through artificial insemination.

He expects to deliver a girl around July 3.

In an interview with an American magazine, he wrote: "Wanting to have a biological child is neither a male nor female desire, but a human desire."

Meanwhile I break up next week and plan to attend the REMF game at Lewes, and save money going to another music gig and finally get the fashion section finished. Musicwise I have been hooked to the Azuli Miami 2008 Underground Music Festival, full of class underground house and techno music.

I have been SKINT the last week. Yes shocking stuff being skinto. It prevented me making the journey to Nottingham. I have felt better the last week deciding not to go to the doctors, but just to receive some counseling. Its been great friends and family have got behind me. It has helped that the mighty Seagulls are playing well. I had a easy week at college though just going in for two days.

MUSIC Mr Ball has been listening too

Been a mix of Massive Attack, Enigma, and even some Chaka Khan, plus was watching the cheesy Clubland Top 50, and got reminded how much I loved Divine Inspiration - The Way, and the Brighton based video in my slightly younger days, and more cheesy ways. But still love it.