Strike Factory

Yesterday, I went down Connexions and applyed for a few more jobs, plus met someone that knows a group that can get me back into work. I will also be meeting with the resettlement Officer on Monday, the lovely Pat Ward, to let her know that I am still looking at ways to move out the town. But if it does not work, then I will stay in Crawley for a few years and save up to move out the town, also to see if this group through Connexions can get me work outside the town, somewhere Brightonish, or a coastal Sussex town (Worthing or Eastbourne). If not then I will go for work in Crawley and stay here for the mo.

So I am keeping a open mind at the mo, and a positive mind. Anyway I watched the tennis on TV and noticed yesterday that a certain Natalie Dechy of France was wearing trousers, as it is so damn cold down the Bourne. This made the Daily Mail, and I will hopefully put it into my funny pictures gallery. Nothing wrong with women wearing trousers same way there is nothing wrong in my opinion of men wearing skirts. It will happen one day.

Got Fathers day Sunday, hoping to get my father a card and have a nice roast round my parents on Sunday, next entry will be after the roast. Now I am looking forward to the final being shown on TV tomorrow at Eastbourne. Then on Monday its the big one WIMBLEDON.

P.S There will be no more GOTYACHAS due to it losing its magic.

So I have managed to get another victim today for the gotycha, a certain NSC poster that is a bit of a regular.

CHAZ says:
Hey there, is this John Masterton of the Arizona Breakdown Assocation. Its Sheriff Jack here broken down in my Jeep in the middle of the desert, my mobiles busted.
ANON:
:teeth:
CHAZ says:
Hello is that u?
ANON:
hi
CHAZ says:
Yes r u able to send me a vehicle that will pick me and my wife up and tow the vehicle back to town please.
ANON:
yeh
CHAZ says:
Thats good. How long do u think it will take to get here, I will get a map to show the location, its getting hot so be quick, I am already topless.
ANON:
might take a while
CHAZ says:
How long exactly, hope its about 20 minutes, or otherwise me and my wife could be in our underwear and sunburnt. Its getting so damn hot.
CHAZ says:
Right I am near Arsbrosa Lake.http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?client=public&overviewmap=US_over&db=US&scale=1000000&coordsys=mercator&g.x=90&g.y=165
CHAZ says:
Shit somehow me and my wife are in New Mexico,how the fuck did we get here. Can u still help anyway, I am your local Sheriff.
ANON:
yes. I shall be there as soon as I can.
CHAZ says:
Thats cool.
CHAZ says:
Where abouts r u at the mo, my wifes had to start taking some of her clothing off.
ANON:
I am in the United Kingdom (UK)
CHAZ says:
What is this a joke?

ANON:
yes, the UK is a joke
CHAZ says:
Please tell me this is not true we are getting desperate here.
CHAZ says:
(takes mask off to reveal Strike), GOTYHA, u have just been gotyhaed for my website Strike. Hands trophy to Anon. U will be kept anonyous if u want.
CHAZ says:
Strike Factory^
(Bit lost with ANON pretending to be stunned
CHAZ says:
KK Well done, tune in to next weeks show people of Strike Factorys GOTYHA, where a Brighton fan will be another surprise GOTYHA person.

Huh went for my interview at Gatwick today for Hargreaves Sports. They told me I needed a passport (I don't own a British passport AAAHHHH), but they would try and find a way to sort it out. Overall the manager of the shop seemed impressed. Doubtful I will get the job though due to passport. Apart from that done fuck all. Hope u lot like the new gotacha series. Two people tonight on MSG suggested I start a count for masterbating. Sorry but due to content on this website I am not going into anything, sexual wise.