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Huh went for my interview at Gatwick today for Hargreaves Sports. They told me I needed a passport (I don't own a British passport AAAHHHH), but they would try and find a way to sort it out. Overall the manager of the shop seemed impressed. Doubtful I will get the job though due to passport. Apart from that done fuck all. Hope u lot like the new gotacha series. Two people tonight on MSG suggested I start a count for masterbating. Sorry but due to content on this website I am not going into anything, sexual wise.

Tonight I got my first victim in my new prank MSG chat thing called gotacha, I got a certainly young guy by surprise. I pretended to be a Sean Of The Dead Fan, and used a different email address so that the person did not know me.

Sean Of The Dead Fan says:
Hello r u The fellow Sean Of The Dead fan?
Anon says:
nah dawn of the dead
Sean Of The Dead Fan says:
Really I thought u were chatting earlier. Now I would like to make u some decent offers.
Anon says:
kk
Anon says:
where r u frm or who r u
Sean Of The Dead Fan says:
You know who I am I am the Sean of The Dead fan.
Anon says:
where frm?
Sean Of The Dead Fan says:
Urm Surrey. Do u sell car insurance?
Anon says:
no wot the fuck r u on about
Sean Of The Dead Fan says:
U must know me, I was told about my a mate, that u sell the best car insurance in the South East, I think the Insurance is called Gold Star Seagull Insurance.
Anon says:
fuck off m8. piss off for crying out loud

To the first victim, I GOTACHA

Next victim can be anyone that has MSG